If Cell Block Tango had been in Season 2 over...
Emma: So, tell me what happened to Artie?
Santana: He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
Santana: Now, I'm standing in the hallway, at my locker before lunch, minding my own business. Over rolls crippled Artie in a jealous rage.
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend?!" he says. He was crazy and he kept on screamin'!
Santana: "You been doin' my girlfriend!"
Santana: And then he rolled into my knife.
Santana: He rolled into my knife ten times.
Emma: I think I have a pamphlet for that.
How the female mind works:
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